Five guys the Twins will definitely not draft
June 03, 2013
| Twinkie Town Genuine questions about his age, given that his birth certificate was written in purple crayon. Our report: You're not fooling anybody, Nick. Slovakian Delicacy, UT,...
Players to watch at Steelers OTAs
May 20, 2013
| Behind the Steel Curtain Being away from the game for a couple of years he is physically younger in football terms than his birth certificate might demonstrate. Still dogged by off field issues from when...
Birth Certificate on twitter
thanks mom for losing my fucking birth certificate. because of you I couldn't take my fucking test to get my fucking license.